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An American.

I received this as a email and thought it should be shared.

If the man who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT I would VOTE for him.

      I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big
campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack
addicts for squirting out babies.

      Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can
kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from
driving to the ball game.

I believe gun control is hitting what you shot at.

Anyone who goes to the trouble to get a "Concealed Handgun Permit" should be allowed to carry anywhere that they want. 

      I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is
an opinion.

       I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
numbers.

      The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things
like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black  Entertainment
Television, and Miss Black America. 
Try to have things like the United Caucasian
College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White
      Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens.
      Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
    
An speaking of Jesse,  I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution..

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird, or tick me off. 

When 70% of the people who get arrested are
black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial
profiling, it is the law of statistics.

I believe as the bible says that blacks and whites should not mix.

      I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of
      cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English. As a
matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should speak English.
My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and
      disrespect ours.

      I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

      I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount
votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.
Also, if you think voting a straight ticket is voting, get a brain.

      I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax
breaks etc., so you can open a hotel, convenience store, trinket shop, or any
other business.

      We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives
in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come 
over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to 
their interpretations.

      I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake,
but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more
dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

      I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating
system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that
invented the Internet to help you.

      It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid and smack his little ass when necessary and say
"NO".

      I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement or try to get me to have them. And stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me fries.

      I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along
with it.

      I do not think any of us owe reparation to any one. I know a lot of black
people, and not a single one of them was ever a slave nor were any of  them born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"?  Also, I do not know any one
who has ever owned a slave. We need to get over it already!!!
Besides the American Indians had it much worst than the Blacks.

      Why must it be "African Americans," "Mexican Americans," "Asian
Americans," etc. I don't go around saying I am European American just because my
great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather came here
      from Europe.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already.

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States.

I believe that it should be a law that for every new law/rule made at least one old law/rule had to be removed/deleted. Especially for the IRS.

      I am proud to be an America!!!

      And if you don't like my point of view, tough!!!

      But, that is your right because this is America!!!